This Was Discussed. Love, The Group Chat.
We're Not Judging. We're Taking Notes. Love, The Group Chat.
I Say I'm Over It In A Tone That Says I'm Not.
Emotionally Stable Until 11pm.
I'll Process It Next Year.
I Romanticised Him For 3 Weeks And He Never Knew.
My Red Flags Have Their Own Group Chat.
If He Wanted To, He Would. Love, The Group Chat.
Do Not Disturb Is My Love Language.
We're Not Drunk, We're Honest.
I Don't Get Hangovers. I Get Consequences.
One Drink In And I'm Telling You Everything.
Tequila Is My Emotional Support Animal.
I'm Fine. Don't Check My Search History.
Main Character Energy. Side Character Decisions.
Available For The Plot.
Your Ex's Opinion Of Me Is Not My Problem.
I'm Not Clingy, I'm Consistent.
We Don't Argue. I Just Wait For You To Be Wrong.
You're Not My Type. You're My Pattern.
I Hope She's Worth The Downgrade.
Emotionally Unavailable But Physically Right Here.
He's Not Busy. Love, The Group Chat.
I've Been The Problem Before. This Isn't It.
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Arguing With Me Is Pointless.
Beer Doesn't Complain When You Finish In 2 Mins.
Blocked, But I Still Check.