Arguing With Me Is Pointless.
Available For The Plot.
Beer Doesn't Complain When You Finish In 2 Mins.
Blocked, But I Still Check.
ChatGPT Said You're The Problem
Do Not Disturb Is My Love Language.
Don't Text Me After 10pm Unless You Mean It.
Emotionally Stable Until 11pm.
Emotionally Unavailable But Physically Right Here.
God Forbid A Girl Crashes Out.
He's Not Busy. Love, The Group Chat.
I Don't Get Hangovers. I Get Consequences.
I Forgave You. I Didn't Forget The Screenshot.
I Hope She's Worth The Downgrade.
I Romanticised Him For 3 Weeks And He Never Knew.
I Say I'm Over It In A Tone That Says I'm Not.
I'll Process It Next Year.
I'm Fine. Don't Check My Search History.
I'm Not Clingy, I'm Consistent.
I'm Not Toxic, I'm Just Right.
I've Been The Problem Before. This Isn't It.
If He Wanted To, He Would. Love, The Group Chat.
Karma's A Bitch. (Only If You Are)
Main Character Energy. Side Character Decisions.
My Red Flags Have Their Own Group Chat.
My Therapist Knows About You.
One Drink In And I'm Telling You Everything.
Situationship Survivor.
Sober Enough To Know, Drunk Enough To Say It.
Tequila Is My Emotional Support Animal.
This Was Discussed. Love, The Group Chat.
We Don't Argue. I Just Wait For You To Be Wrong.
We're Not Drunk, We're Honest.
We're Not Judging. We're Taking Notes. Love, The Group Chat.
You Look Like You Could Be My Next Mistake.
You're Not My Type. You're My Pattern.
Your Ex's Opinion Of Me Is Not My Problem.
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