I Don't Get Hangovers. I Get Consequences.

Leaked from the group chat. Printed big on the back in red sharpie. The headache is optional. The texts you sent are not.

Heavyweight 100% cotton tee (Gildan 5000), unisex fit, tear-away label. Machine wash cold, inside out. Ships from the US.

Buy 2, the 3rd is free. Don't tell the group.