Tequila Is My Emotional Support Animal.

Leaked from the group chat. Printed big on the back in mustard sharpie, with a little shot glass doodle. Registered. Certified. Salted.

Heavyweight 100% cotton tee (Gildan 5000), unisex fit, tear-away label. Machine wash cold, inside out. Ships from the US.

Buy 2, the 3rd is free. Don't tell the group.